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    thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

    artsy-fallen-angel:

    deanslaughter:

    thatfunnyblog:

    THIS IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS I CAN’T

    Lucifer likes reading.

    SATAN LIKE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS PASS IT ON

    Of course he does, have you even read the book

    2 hours ago | via | © | 85480

    sexaulity:

    Tbh

    2 hours ago | via | © | 112798

    teasemecutie:

    💕

    2 hours ago | via | © | 1941
      
    Anonymous whispered: i'm 14 and me and my 16 year old boyfriend wanna start having sex. any toys you coulg suggest we play with (; <3

    rawsex:

    legos.

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    vampressbathory:

    Love & Trust

    7 hours ago | via | | 14
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    illkim:

    Me bending over to pick up my pencil

    image

    9 hours ago | via | © | 182478

    snazzapplesweet:

    imploding-with-feels:

    jaclcfrost:

    elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

    college is just “what the hell”

    and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”

    9 hours ago | via | © | 305021

    sprigner:

    zanetehaiden:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    The man with metal blood.

    Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.

    In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

    This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

    The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

    9 hours ago | via | | 112081

    disvalue:

    all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

    9 hours ago | via | © | 41258

    crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    9 hours ago | via | © | 34817

    vvhitehouse:

    aneastcoastbreeze:

    vvhitehouse:

    advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
    • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
    • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
    • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

    disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

    Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

    the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

    10 hours ago | via | © | 678799

    rangerkimmy:

    driftingfocus:

    Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

    ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

    10 hours ago | via | © | 260586

    sirebenedictcumberbatch:

    YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN (x)

    NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I JUMPED ONTO THE FLOOR AND BURNED MY LEG

    He is heaven.

    10 hours ago | via | © | 24769